Oprah Gets Lance Armstrong To Admit To Doping!

Say it ain’t so!

If you were like me (hoping that Lance Armstrong was the victim of a smear campaign orchestrated by haters of his greatness and other cycling losers), your hopes were dashed yesterday as word spread that Oprah Winfrey was able to get the cycling giant to do something he’d never done before: CONFESS to doping!

Sources say that, during an interview on Monday, Armstrong confessed to Oprah that he used performance-enhancing drugs to win the Tour de France.  Although the interview won’t be broadcast until this Thursday, Armstrong’s admission has already been confirmed by media outlets.

Armstrong has already lost all 7 of his Tour de France titles, following a lengthy report conducted against him by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.  According to the report, the cycling team that Armstrong once led conducted “the most sophisticated, professionalized and successful doping program that sport has ever seen.”  Armstrong’s interview with Oprah will be his first ever public response to the report.

Man, Oprah’s gangsta!  She got a confession out of Armstrong that even the GOVERNMENT couldn’t get out of him!  Be sure to tune in to her interview on Thursday.  What are your thoughts on Armstrong’s doping scandal?